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Monday, March 26th, 2012
9:09 pm
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So... um.... how's everyone doing?

Current Mood: buttcolon
Sunday, September 10th, 2006
1:19 am
Sunday, August 20th, 2006
11:52 pm
LETS TALK ABOUT MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE
Snakes on a Plane is without a doubt the most fun I've had at a movie in a long time. It's like getting on a rollercoaster that's going dangerously fast.... WITH SNAKES!


See it... now.
Monday, July 31st, 2006
12:15 pm
ARCHDALE - Miss Wendy Marie Tart, 23, died July 24, 2006, at Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center.

A memorial service will be held at 3 p.m. today at St. Christopher's Episcopal Church. Inurnment will follow in Floral Garden Memorial Park.

Davis Funerals and Cremations is assisting the family.

Offer condolences at www. news-record.com/nr/obits/

Published in the News Record on 7/27/2006.




I've known Wendy since I was 6 years old. We met in first grade. After changing of schools, we finally re-met in high school and became pretty good friends. It was obvious (to everyone but eachother) that we had crushes on the other. Things never seemed to line up though. We stayed great friends though. Usuaully hanging out atleast 3-4 times a week outside of school; Sometimes into the wee hours of the night. Heh, i remember at the junior prom, they called for the last dance. My date had to leave a few minutes earlier, so i was just going to sit it out. Even though Wendy had came with someone else, she said that it was her last chance to dance with me and she wasn't going to pass it up.

After highschool, we stayed in touch here and there... but after about a year, we lost touch. Occasionally we'd see each other around and say hi, but that was about it. The last time I saw her was probably two or so years ago... I saw her driving and tried to get her attention, but it didn't work.

Now, I won't see her again. The ceremony is in a couple of hours and I didn't even hear of her passing until today. I partially blame my mother because she apparently "didn't know" that wendy and I used to be so close (weird considering how much her and I hung out. That's just an excuse though... if I wouldn't have lost touch with her so badly, then I would've known....


I'll miss you Wendy.
Saturday, May 13th, 2006
8:04 pm
This is Mouse (my rat) in my pocket. I would've gotten a picture with Abigail too, but she's probably too fat to fit in my pocket.

Sunday, April 16th, 2006
1:39 am
So the 14th was m bday. Becka threw a b-day party for me, which was pretty cool... except that her brother stayed around the entire fucking time. It was really weird having him there... meh. A lot of people didn't get to make it, which was pretty sad. Kelsey was sick, asian jenny was overdrafted (and couldn't drive well, because she's asian). overall, I enjoyed it though...

Got a bunch of cool DVDs from Becka though:

100 Girls I looooove this movie. It's a silly romantic comedy thing, but eh... its great.

The Dividing Hour Low budget indie movie... great flick.

The Man Who Fell to Earth Can't go wrong with David Bowie.

Videodrome highly recommended to me... hopefully I won't be disappointed

Futurama vol 4 she got this one mostly for herself... but I love Futurama, so its all good

Breakfast at Tiffanys Another movie I havn't seen before... but I've really been into classics lately.

King Kong Collection sadly enough, another blind buy... can't wait to watch them though

Red Dwarf series VII only one more series and I"ll have the whole collection! woo

Danger Mouse seasons 1 and 2 word.

Goodfellas great ganster flick... and pesci man...pesci.


I think that was it... I might be forgetting something

Current Mood: good
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
9:39 pm
If you comment...

1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.
12:36 am
LITERATURE
1. What book are you currently reading? "Fools Die" by Mario Puzo
2. What was the last book you read? "How to Make Love* The Bruce Campbell Way" by Bruce Campbell
3. Currently, what is your favorite book? yikes, I dunno. probably "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo
4. Who is your favorite author? *shrug*
5. What is your favorite book from high school? "The Great Gatsby"
6. What is your favorite poem currently? I don't know
7. Who is your favorite poet? Ol' Dirty Bastard
8. What is your favorite poem from high school? most of the stuff in high school was utter bullshittery
9. What's the last thing you wrote (besides this)? a comment card for myself at work where I refered to myself as "The fonzie of retail"

FILM
1. What is the last movie you saw? crap... um....The Blues Brothers, I think... I'll probably go see Slither sometime soon though.
2. What is your favorite movie? Hard to say.
3. What was your favorite movie as a child? The Goonies, Willow, Robocop...
4. What movie do you want to see that has come our recently? Slither!!!! then maybe Ice Age 2
5. Who is your favorite actor and actress? Donald Pleasence, Morgan Freeman, among others.

MUSIC
1. What are you listening to right now? a compilation album assembled by various members of www.somethingawful.com... its accoustic and quite good for the most part.
2. What is your favorite band currently? no clue
3. What is your all-time favorite band? *shrug* It was Jack Off Jill. I listened to them for about 8 or so years non-stop.... still do from time to time.
4. What is your all-time favorite song? not possible.
5. What is your favorite CD currently? "A Healthy Distrust" by Sage Francis.
6. What bands have you been listening to lately? Sage Francis, Nell Furtado, Jedi Mind Tricks, Trivium, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Placebo, etc.
7. What bands did you listen to in high school? Jack Off Jill (all the damn time), Defenestration, Less Than Jake, Wu-Tang Clan, Catch 22, My Ruin.
Monday, March 27th, 2006
8:52 am
Okay, so I just watched Gozu by Takashi Miike last night. The movie was pretty good, I think, but I had absolutely no clue what the fuck was going on whatsoever. I mean, I realize there was a lot of symbolism, particularly showing Minami's sexual frustrations/desires.... but holy christ, this is one hell of a movie to try and wrap your mind around. Tonight, I'll definately watch something a little more straightforward...

speaking of movies, Sam Goody is going out of business, so I was able to pick up a few awsome movies for 50%:

Memento (2disc edition)
Strangeland
Once Upon a Time in America
Appleseed (2004 remake... I really need to get the origonal now)
The Eye

and I think one more...but I can't remember now. oh well, time to go to work anyways...

Current Mood: tired
Monday, March 13th, 2006
2:15 pm
7.deadly.sins
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Not sure... more than likely, it was someone at work.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: tampons
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: I'm pretty laid back and non-violent, but if the situation calls for it...
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? some girl at inventory that blamed me for something not getting done
6. What is your pet peeve?: people messing with my DVDs
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I let them go pretty easily for the most part.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: floss or work out.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: during inventory, I woke up at 7:30pm once.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?: Dihanne.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: don't really make up lame excuses.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yea...
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?: today.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm? zero... but I have 2 alarms...3 if I use my phone.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I don't really do starbucks or anything "yuppie"ish like that... I just mostly stick to water.
2. Meat eaters: I enjoy meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: i dunno.... a buttload of vodka.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: sometimes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: spicey.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch": what the hell? seriously... what the fuck?

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 7
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 5 maybe 6.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a conversation?: i don't really stare.... just glance.
4. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: eyes... just skin in general.
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: oddly enough, yes. She was horrible looking...cracked out... really icky.
6. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy? no...
7. What's the most times you've had sex in one day?: a day as in 24hrs or midnight to midnight? because in just one day, i think it was 12... if it was a 24hr time period, then it was more like 27+

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: zero... 2 check cards though
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Best Buy or DeepDiscountDVD
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?:buy a house and soem home theater stuff... save the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich, yo.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: it depends, really. megabucks would be nice
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yea... mostly from spencers in high school.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:about 800 or so now... but only because my Hard Drive crashed. If that wouldn't have happened, I would have 5,000 or so.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: losing 70lbs.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? graduating/school shit
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?: not sure yet.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: not really.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: no.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: yea
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: getting back to working out.

ENVY
1. What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?:I dunno. probably somebody's hair.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: nobody, really.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Betty White
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: yep
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: hair...height...
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
7. Are you a jealous boyfriend/girlfriend?: I can be.

What is your favorite Deadly Sin?: easy. lust... i enjoy sex (a lot).
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
11:43 pm
stolen from mc chris
-Currents-:-
Current mood: bleh
Current music: Family Guy
Current taste: banana pudding
Current hair: long black
Current clothes: black pajama pants and a old crappy, grey wu-wear shirt
Current annoyance: work
Current smell: the rats
Current thing I ought to be doing: sleeping
Current desktop picture: the default one for XP... havn't switched it since my hard drive crash
Current book: Fools Die
Current crush: she's a lady.
Current favorite celeb: no fucking clue.

-Do You-:-
Have sex?: yes
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: no
Remember your first love? yes.
Read the newspaper?: Not really, although I'd like to.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: yep.
Believe in miracles?: I don't know
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I try to be, but it doesn't always work.
Consider love a mistake?: no... as horrible as it can be sometime.
Have a favorite candy?: pixie stix maybe?
Believe in astrology?: no
Believe in magic?: I believe in America (they're the ones that wrote "You Can Do Magic" smart guy.)
Believe in god?: not sure about that
Have any piercings?: lip and 2 eyebrow rings
Have any tattoos?: not yet
Hate yourself: not really... anymore atleast
Have an obsession? movies...
Have a secret crush? sure.
Do they know yet? I hope so, since we are afterall fucking. :P
Have a best friend?: best friend? not anymore, really. Might change though... after meeting new people recently.
Wish on stars?: No. I used to do it though, when I was really little.
Care about looks?: no... but at the same time, yes.

-:- L-O-V-E L-I-F-E -:-
First crush: it was when I was like 5...can't even remember her name
Single or attached? i am currently taken.
Ever been in love?: yessir
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I thought so... but not so much nowadays.
Do you believe in "the one?" It's difficult to say. I want to, but don't want to jinx anything.
Describe your ideal significant other: I really don't have a concept of a so-called "ideal" mate. Perfection doesn't exist. Flaws are an important part of a person.

~~~~~~~~~RANDOM SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hair: long and black
Eyes: brown with a hint of green
Height: 5'6" ish? maybe a bit less.

-:-Last thing you-:-
Bought: Lady and the Tramp, Gozu, and Merlin DVDs.
Ate & Drank: banana pudding.

-:-EITHER / OR-:-
Club or houseparty: houseparty
Cats or dogs: dogs, I think. but i like both
Pen or pencil: Pencil
Gloves or mittens: gloves
Food or candy: food
Cassette or cd: CDs... or better yet, my MP3 player
Coke or pepsi: *shrug*

-:-Who do you want to-:-
Kill: Rachel Ray
Look like: no one in particular.
Avoid: customers

-:-Last person you-:-
Talked to: Becka
Hugged: Becka
Instant messaged: Ashley D.

-:-Where do you-:-
Eat: various places. I'm really craving chinese right now
Cry: wherever it hits.
Wish you were: on vacation

-:-Have you-:-
Dated one of your best friends?: kinda.
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: yes
Broken the law?: yep
Broken a bone?: fractured my wrist. That's all.
Played Truth Or Dare?: yep.

-:- What is -:-
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Jewel maybe...
Your bedroom like?: small. There are 2 computer desks, a bed with no frame, 2 lovely rats, and a lot of clutter
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: I usuaully don't eat breakfast
Your favorite restaurant: Right now, it would be Hard Wok because i really want chinese.

-:- Random Questions -:-
what's on your bedside table: Becka's computer.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: water or milk.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: Leon (the professional). Every time.
What is your biggest fear?: being alone.
What feature are you most insecure about?: my weight.
Do you ever have to beg?: not really.
Are you a pyromaniac?: I'd say no...but i like fire.
Do you have too many love interests? nope.
Do you know anyone famous?: not really.
Describe your bed: comfy... with pink sheets, a black comforter, and no frame.
Spontaneous or plan?: it depends.
Do you know how to play poker?: nope
What do you carry with you at all times?: comb.
What do you miss most about being little? not having to worry about working.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for
one year?: a lot.
What was the last song you were listening to?: "Time of Your Song" by Matisyahu
Have you ever been in a play?: not really.
Do you talk a lot?: It depends on my mood and who i'm around
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? sometimes.
Do you think you're cute?: at times, yes.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? not really.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: I try to be.
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or
lesbians holding hands?: macaroni.
2:59 am
the times, they are a changin'

Friday, January 27th, 2006
6:03 pm
5 weird habits of yourself
1. I'm paranoid about leaving doors unlocked. There have been several nights when I got up and checked the front door 4 or 5 times.

2. If I poop, I normally take my shirt off...then usually shower afterwards, or else I feel dirty all day.

3. I throw chilli powder, hot salt, crushed red pepper, and various other spicey things on everything.

4. I enjoy drinking lemon juice.

5. I always feel the need to steal things from resturaunts. Our silverware is full of spoons, forks, and knives from various places (mostly olive garden).
Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
11:07 pm
dammit. I opened up another tab to look up something for becka and when I was done, I closed the whole window...so my whole journal entry got deleted. here's a Cliff Note's version of the last 2 days:


-Becka gone... miss her (lots).

-Watched all the Phantasm movies, the documentary, and everything else but the commentaries on parts 2-4. I want part 5 to happen so bad.

-saw "Hostel". Disappointed because of all the hype, but upon later reflection, I dug it... There's a decent chance I'll get the DVD.

-started reading "How to Make Love* The Bruce Campbell Way"... its pretty good so far.

Current Mood: bouncing testicle
Thursday, January 12th, 2006
2:47 pm
My PC was down for awhile, but I just got it (somewhat) up and running again. Bad news though... I can't recall the password for my AIM account, which sucks because I've had that name for about 9 1/2 years. Anyone know a good Password Cracker?

Current Mood: busy
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
10:19 pm
yo...if you want a x-mas card (if I get around to sending them) then gimme your address.
10:17 am
the mc chris show was last night and it was completely awsome. For some reason, I was expecting it to be a decent show, but nothing overly awsome. I was wrong. I didn't really get into the first opener The Urgs.... but the following band, snmnmnm was pretty damn good. Then, of course, there was mc. He put on one hell of a show. Giving a hard time to a drunk blonde who wouldn't shut up... getting his DJ John to sing "I Want Candy" instead of doing it himself... "Who here has an x-box 360?" (one guy raises his hand) "FUCK YOU MAN!" or "How many ladies are here tonight because they're boyfriend dragged them here?"

So yea, I had a great time, even though they didn't have the tour t-shirt left in my size. I did end up getting my sealab vol 1 DVD signed though....

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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
10:16 am
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March beautiful_death and I fucked a lot (11 points). In February I helped count_my_stars across the street to ASIA! (6 points). In November I put money in vivicavanilla's g-string. (14 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I gave miss_june a kidney and a hug (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1050 points). For Christmas I deserve hand job !

Sincerely,
covetouscreatur

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Saturday, November 19th, 2005
1:36 am
Léon is such an awsome film. I still get weepy at the end.
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
1:11 am
Big DVD Day...
Last friday, I made a big order from DeepDiscountDVD.com (they're having their 20% off sale) for about $345 worth of movies. They came in today:

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 1 & 2 (double feature)
SEASON OF THE WITCH/THERE'S ALWAYS VANILLA (double feature)
JACK FROST
JACK FROST 2
BLIND DEAD COLLECTION
COUNT DUCKULA SEASON 1
FUTURAMA VOL 2
ALFRED HITCHCOCK-MASTERPIECE COLLECTION
GLADIATOR EXTENDED EDITION
ROBOCOP TRILOGY
SPECIES COLLECTION
SOUTH PARK SEASON 3
SOUTH PARK SEASON 6
GUINEA PIG COLLECTION


I'm not sure exactly where to start (especially considering that I still have DVDs from their last sell tha tI havn't watched yet), but I think that I'll throw in one of the Guinea Pig movies tomorrow... should be interesting.
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